The Perfect Relationship
(Elaine and Julia just arrived back at the apartment after a night out at bowling)
“You’ve got to be kidding me! There’s no way you won tonight, you had to have been cheating!” Julia confronted Elaine. Apparently the friendly girls night out hadn’t been so “friendly.”
“And how exactly does one cheat in bowling?” Elaine asked, with the usual smirk on her face. “You just can’t bowl, nothing else to it.” This playful accusation only further provoked the already frustrated Julia.
“You’d better take that back!” She demanded. “And for your information, I CAN bowl! And I can do it WITHOUT crossing the line before letting go of the ball!”
“Yeah, like the extra 3 inches really made a difference. You know what? I think you’re just a sore loser.” Elaine slowly began to approach Julia with her last sentence, causing Julia to back up onto the couch. Elaine’s voice hushed towards the end, her tone completely changed. It sounded much more like a seduction attempt rather than an argument.
“Y-you don’t know that! It’s still not fair!” Julia replied, shocked at the sudden change in conversation as she watched the distance between her and her roommate shrink. She was now on the couch at this point. Julia had dark brown hair that was usually kept in a ponytail, but tonight she let it hang down a little past her shoulders. She was skinny in build, but the 20 year old was incredibly curvy. Her breasts and hips spread out from her tiny waste. She had a rather large rear that seemed to be complimented by her pair of dark jeans. She had an incredibly feminine body. Elaine, her roommate, also had enough sex appeal for the both of them. She had dyed her hair red, which went beautifully with her green eyes. But it wasn’t her face that received most of the attention. She had a wonderfully round butt and a nice sized chest. She weighed a little more than Julia had, but that certainly hadn't diminished her appeal in the slightest.
“Sounds like someone is being a sore loser, huh?” Elaine replied in her hushed tone, now standing beside the scrambled Julia. Elaine had always had a secret crush on her roommate, though she never dared expose her feelings. To make things even more complicated, Elaine had a fart fetish, and couldn’t escape her fantasy of Julia farting for her. Tonight she had to know. She had to build the courage like she’d been promising herself she would for months.
She propped her leg over Julia and backwards straddled her roommate. Her ass comfortably on her soft chest and her head facing Julia’s feet.
“W-what are you doing! Elaine, I-“ Started Julia, only to be interrupted.
“You know what happens to sore losers, don’t you?” Elaine said playfully. There was a moment pause. Her ass was now within an inch of Julia’s squirming face. Elaine pushed, followed by an airy pffffffttttt.
Julia was in disbelief. The warm air brushed her face through Elaine’s pants. The smell was eggy and strong. It was the kind of situation that would make a person sick, but not Julia. This was Julia’s fetish, her dream. She loved it. She squirmed to mask the intense secret bliss she was feeling.
“Want to reconsider your argument?” Elaine quizzically asked, a little embarrassed herself for her own bold pursuit of bliss. To her surprise, Julia muttered,
“Yeah right!” She continued to challenge Elaine in hopes of receiving another blast from her perfect ass.
“Well alright, I aim to please!” Elaine replied and pushed again. This time she didn’t hold back. They had shared a tray of nachos at the bowling alley before so naturally Elaine was full of gas. There certainly wouldn't be any shortage tonight. PBBBTTTBTBTBTHHH! This one was much louder than the first. It was intense enough to slightly brush aside Julia’s bangs. The smell was potent as well, but to Julia it smelled perfect. She inhaled quietly to herself. She could barely believe that this was real, but at the same time she wished more than ever it wasn’t just another dream this time.
“You too, huh?” Elaine asked, almost in a more hopeful tone than a question.
“What? Me what? N-no, I don’t think-“ Julia tried to cover herself, though she realized that she was a little obvious. She couldn't let Elaine know. Just then, she felt her stomach growl. Elaine must have picked up on this and replied,
“I mean, you’re gassy too, huh?” Although she was more trying to cover up her original question, feeling a little embarrassed for admitting her own fetish. “Well then, let’s settle this! A farting contest it is!”
“You’re on! You’re going down!” Julia perked up. Wow, this day couldn't have been going any better for her. She started to develop feeling for Elaine, the one girl who really made her happy. The one girl who maybe she could finally be herself around. They made it to the bedroom as fast as they could.
It started with a short wrestle, Julia finally gaining the upper hand and propping her round bottom on top of Elaine’s face.
“Eat this!” She announced, followed by an incredibly long, PBBBTBTBBTBHHH. It lasted at least 7 seconds. Her ass was directly over Elaine’s nose as she pushed. The air was warm. Elaine loved it! It reeked of eggs and cheese, but she couldn't think of a better smell at the time. She was in heaven. Wanting in on some of the action, Julia allowed herself to be pushed off of Elaine. Elaine climbed on top of Julia and pulled her jeans halfway off.
“Try this!” She exclaimed, only to be outdone by the pure volume of her next blast. PBBBTBTBTTTTTTTBBTHHHH! It was incredibly loud and stunk terribly. Without the jeans in the way, Julia was able to feel it to a whole new level. The warmth was unbelievable, and the stench was out of this world. She inhaled deeply, loving every second of it. Only this time, her lips met Elaine’s ass. Now it was clear to Elaine that she wasn’t the only one with the fetish.
“Hey Julia, I’ve got an idea” Elaine asked.
“What’ve you got in mind? Giving up so easily?” Julia mockingly asked, a little hopeful that she’d decline the conclusion of their perfect time together.
“What if…” She began, already dreading the potential rejection of her invitation, “What if we try to fart in each other’s faces at the same time. Kinda like, my head between your legs and yours between mine, you know?” Her confidence diminished by the end of the sentence. Elaine had already felt stupid for asking such a ridiculous question. Any girl in their right mind would decline the offer. They weren’t even a couple, and even real couples wouldn't do that kind of thing.
“You don’t have to, I mean, I just thought it’d be funny if…I mean, um…never mind, you don’t have to, I-“
“Sure!” Julia interrupted. Elaine’s face went completely red. But as relief set in, so did the natural coloration in her face. “It sounds fun! Let’s try!” Julia encouraged.
They got into position. They counted down from 3.
Both girls let out their gas directly into each others’ faces. It went on for half an hour afterwards, each seemingly louder and more potent than the last. They loved it. When they ran out of gas, they lay next to each other in the bed.
“So, how long did you know?” Julia asked. She was talking about her fetish.
“I didn’t, I just knew that I needed to try. And I really couldn’t think of anyone I’d rather try with.” Elaine replied. “I guess I kind of like you or something, what do you want from me?” She felt silly over admitting it, but after tonight she didn’t even care.
“I like you too Elaine. I really do. I want to do this with you all the time, I’ve never felt so happy with anyone before.” Julia confessed. Elaine rolled half onto Julia’s chest as they cuddled. It was late and they were both tired. While they had always shared the bed, it was the first time they had really slept together as a couple. It was the first night of many that they had each other.
“Then let’s always be like this!” Elaine said. “Promise me you will never change?” She asked.
Julia let out a silent, but deadly.
“That answer your question?” Julia laughed.
Elaine smiled to herself. “Yeah. Yeah it does.” Before the two fell asleep.
An alarm went off. Julia reached over to quickly shut it off, certainly not in the mood to start her morning. Morning? She shot up from the covers and saw Elaine next to her, just as she had been every night before.
“Oh no. No no no no! Please don’t let that have been a dream!” Julia begged in her thoughts. What if it was a dream-the perfect dream. The closest she’d ever be to sharing such an amazing night with her beautiful roommate. What if it wasn’t real at all?
A quiet airy noise emerged from the covers. It was Elaine’s morning gas. Before she could react, she was forced under the covers by her roommate.
“Good morning sunshine!” Elaine laughed. Though it may have been a prank, it certainly answered her question. Julia smiled to herself and enjoyed, knowing that it was only the beginning to the rest of their beautiful, gassy, relationship.